HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
you mean to tell me
that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB
AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT
FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS
Okay here is my plan.
Since some men are so upset about feminists killing chivalry, I propose we create an updated version to keep both sides happy. Here is my suggested list of rules men could follow to indicate to society at large that they are good, respectable stock and have been raised right by their mamas.
1.) When a woman indicates she would rather not have sex, don’t coerce or force her into it.
2.) Don’t slip drugs into women’s drinks when they are drinking them. For extra points, don’t blame women when men have slipped drugs into their drinks.
3.) When some man (who is NOT a member of Chivalric Nouveau) rapes a woman, do not lament how she’s denting his reputation.
4.) Resist the urge to call women sluts, whores, trashy, or bitches.
5.) Do not announce your opinion of any woman’s appearance, whether it’s positive or negative, whether you know her or not. For extra points, acknowledge that you are not announcing your opinion because your opinion is not very important in this matter.
These options seem way easier to me than going through the hassle of rushing to hold doors, maneuvering around so you’re closer to the street, or pulling out heavy chairs for women who largely don’t give a fuck. You even save money not having to pick up the check or buy date rape drugs!
Look how much less effort you could be putting in instead for women who would be super thrilled not to be raped and objectified! I think it’s a win-win, tbh.